Adam Lamberton's Guidelines of Vampirism:
-Rule #1: "No killing children."
-Rule #2: "Be a good role model to my students and to Charlie."
-Rule #3: "No killing of innocent people, unless if it is a mercy killing, i.e: someone is dying of cancer or are already on the brink of death."
-Rule #4: "No killing of homeless people. They are already down on their luck, why kill them. Unless if they are on the brink of death then it's ok."
-Rule#5: "If a person is about to commit suicide just help them along and suck their blood. They want to die anyway. Except if they are children, then I will help them fight to live another day."
Rule #6: "If someone tries to attack me don't kill them, just severely injure them, unless they are vampires then I will kill them."
-Rule #7: "If another vampire comes into town and disrupts everything, I will do whatever it takes to get rid of them, even kill."
-Rule #8: "If a student is being harmed by a member of their family try to help out and resolve the situation peacefully. If not and the family member attempts to attack one of my students', hypnotize the child and do whatever it takes to stop said family member. Do not kill unless the situation calls for it."
-Rule #9: "No killing of dogs or cats. They are cute. If it's a rabid dog then I'll put it out of its misery. Any other animal is fine. Even bunnies. Bunnies freak me out, they don't make noise when they are being attacked, it's weird."
-Rule #10: "Control my bloodlust to the best of my ability."
-Rule #11: "Control my powers."
-Rule #12: "Hypnotize people who spot me in my true form."
-Rule #13: "Keep anger in check."
-Rule #14: "Protect my family and students when threatened by outside forces."
-Rule #15: "Frame people for my kills by people who are equally as evil as the ones I killed. Same applies for my mercy kills."
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