Rules/Regulations for Mr. Lamberton's English Class Room 201 (Aug. 23.2014)

MR. LAMBERTON'S CLASSROOM RULES & REGULATIONS:

RULE #1: DO NOT BE LATE. YOU MUST ALWAYS SHOW UP ON TIME. IF YOU'RE LATE YOU MUST EITHER HAVE A NOTE FROM YOUR PARENT OR ANOTHER TEACHER. IF YOU DO NOT THEN YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE DEMERIT.

RULE #2: ALWAYS HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENTS ON TIME. IF YOU DON'T HAND IN YOUR ASSIGNMENT YOU WILL GET A DEMERIT AND FIVE POINTS OFF YOUR FINAL GRADE.

RULE #3: NO CHEATING! IF CAUGHT CHEATING YOU'LL RECEIVE TWO DEMERITS AND BE SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE FOR FURTHER PUNISHMENT. YOU WILL NOT BE IN MY CLASS FOR THREE DAYS IF CAUGHT CHEATING. SO DON'T.

RULE #4: NO TEASING OF STUDENTS. NO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE TOWARD STUDENTS. ONE DEMERIT, 5 POINTS OFF YOUR FINAL GRADE, AND YOU WILL WRITE ON THE BOARD 100 TIMES: "I WILL NOT TEASE OTHER STUDENTS." SO DON'T.

RULE #5: NO CELLPHONES. ONE DEMERIT AND DETENTION WITH ME AFTER SCHOOL AND WRITE ON THE BOARD 50 TIMES: "I WILL NOT USE MY CELLPHONE IN CLASS."

RULE #6: NO FOOD OR DRINKS. TWO POINTS WILL BE OFF YOUR FINAL GRADE.

RULE #7: NO GUM. IT'S ANNOYING AND THE JANITOR IS TIRED OF PULLING THEM OFF YOUR DESKS. TWO PINTS WILL BE OFF YOUR FINAL GRADE.

RULE #8: NO CURSING! YOU WILL OWE 25 CENTS TO THE SWEAR JAR AND $1.00 IF A VULGAR CURSE IS SAID. IF YOU DON'T HAVE CHANGE ASK A FRIEND OR SPEND DETENTION WITH ME AFTER SCHOOL FOR FOURTY MINUTES.

RULE #9: NO SUNGLASSES. ONLY WEAR IF THEY ARE PRESCRIBED BY A DOCTOR. YOU WILL GET ONE POINT OFF YOUR FINAL GRADE.

RULE #10: IF YOU MANAGE TO BREAK ALL OF THESE RULES THEN THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSFERED TO ANOTHER CLASS.